Monthly Archives: February 2014

Get with the program, Maties!

Kosh waits by the mailbox for contributions to MARS.

Kosh waits by the mailbox for contributions to MARS.

Me bird has assured me that his friends at Ms. Lu’s need help. He has started to live by the box where they deposit incoming messages, hoping for some bootie or swag to help his friends. My friends tell me that this be outdated thinking even for an old pirate like me. In the modern world, ye can give booty to Melbourne Avian Rescue Sanctuary, by strange things called, PayPal and Credit cards. I don’t rightly understand how these be money, but ye can click here and get assistance with the matter. Meantime, ye can also catch me bird and me at the Eye of the Dragon 10k & Tail of the Lizard 2-Mile run on Saturday 2/22/14. I be still confused why anyone be wanting to run with no one chasin’ after them, but whatever floats yer boat. Hang in there fellow pirates and cutthroats. Better times be ahead!